Thursday, 24 March 2011

Eyes like dinner plates

She had eyes like dinner plates,
And they were dinner plates.
You could eat your dinner off them,
So we ate our dinner off them,
Using her nostrils as holders
For our salt and pepper shakers.

You may think we were the victors in this scenario,
And she was the victim,
But she was smiling all over her face,
And we were so unhappy.

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